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The year was 1897 and the latest thing in Eastland, Texas was
the startup of construction of a new courthouse. As it is and was in many of these
construction startups, a hollow cornerstone was provided to serve as a time capsule.
People gathered around to ceremoniously deposit little things from everyday life
into it. Probably darned few of them would ever be remembered by anyone. Well,
that was until electrician and coronet player E.E. Wood stepped forward to make
a deposit into the time capsule. E.E. took a horned toad from his pocket and placed
the little reptile into the masonary block. Now, most people had seen something
they would remember; some were even highly impressed by it! Well,
even a horned toad can be forgotten, or almost, in thirty one years, but thats
how long it took for Eastland to decide to build another new courthouse. When
the new courthouse was completed, a date was set to tear down the old courthouse
- and, oh yeah - time to open that time capsule and see just how much rust Aunt
Toosie's darning needles had collected. A crowd
of three thousand people gathered around the corner of the old structure and watched.
Upon opening it, they found a flat, dried, but still alive horned toad! That's
right. That darned toad had survived 31 years inside a hollow masonary block with
no way out! The local Native Americans had always tried to tell the White man
that these little animals could surivive almost anything. Well, that day it was
proven to be true. Forget about Aunt Toosie's darning needles, we got us a news
story here! In no time the press got hold of the
story and E. E. Wood became the man of the hour, well second only to Old Rip,
as the toad had been nicknamed. You can probably guess it was a slow news year
for the newspapers. America wasn't at war and the politicians were asleep - as
they should be. Rip was an overnight success. He
toured the country, far away from his home in the cornerstone of the old courthouse.
In the company of strangers and in unfamiliar surroundings, he partied his little
repticulus butt off! There were several reports of little horned toad ladies visiting
his room almost every night. Everybody wanted to see him and be around him. His
life went from one of boredom to a life of one gala event after another. He was
even invited to the White House to meet President Coolidge, which he did in person
- well, in toad. But, sadly on January 19, 1929,
after surviving 31 years in a hollow masonary block and 11 months as a free-wheeling,
happy-go-lucky toad, Old Rip croaked! (Yeah, it was an obvious word to use, but
too tempting). Old Rip was dead of pneumonia. His
dead little emaciated body was shipped back to the loving people of Eastland,
where he was embalmed and placed in an open-topped sarcophagus for the world to
view! To this day, he may be viewed in the lobby of the Eastland County Courthouse
in Eastland, Texas. Click arrow to watch video. |