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The year was 1897 and the latest thing in Eastland,
Texas was the startup of construction of a new courthouse. As
it is and was in many of these construction startups, a hollow
cornerstone was provided to serve as a time capsule. People
gathered around to ceremoniously deposit little things from
everyday life into it. Probably darned few of them would ever
be remembered by anyone. Well, that was until electrician and
coronet player E.E. Wood stepped forward to make a deposit into
the time capsule. E.E. took a horned toad from his pocket and
placed the little reptile into the masonary block. Now, most
people had seen something they would remember; some were even
highly impressed by it!
Well, even a horned toad can be forgotten,
or almost, in thirty one years, but thats how long it took for
Eastland to decide to build another new courthouse. When the
new courthouse was completed, a date was set to tear down the
old courthouse - and, oh yeah - time to open that time capsule
and see just how much rust Aunt Toosie's darning needles had
collected.
A crowd of three thousand people gathered
around the corner of the old structure and watched. Upon opening
it, they found a flat, dried, but still alive horned toad! That's
right. That darned toad had survived 31 years inside a hollow
masonary block with no way out! The local Native Americans had
always tried to tell the White man that these little animals
could surivive almost anything. Well, that day it was proven
to be true. Forget about Aunt Toosie's darning needles, we got
us a news story here!
In no time the press got hold of the story
and E. E. Wood became the man of the hour, well second only
to Old Rip, as the toad had been nicknamed. You can probably
guess it was a slow news year for the newspapers. America wasn't
at war and the politicians were asleep - as they should be.
Rip was an overnight success. He toured the
country, far away from his home in the cornerstone of the old
courthouse. In the company of strangers and in unfamiliar surroundings,
he partied his little repticulus butt off! There were several
reports of little horned toad ladies visiting his room almost
every night. Everybody wanted to see him and be around him.
His life went from one of boredom to a life of one gala event
after another. He was even invited to the White House to meet
President Coolidge, which he did in person - well, in toad.
But, sadly on January 19, 1929, after surviving
31 years in a hollow masonary block and 11 months as a free-wheeling,
happy-go-lucky toad, Old Rip croaked! (Yeah, it was an obvious
word to use, but too tempting). Old Rip was dead of pneumonia.
His dead little emaciated body was shipped
back to the loving people of Eastland, where he was embalmed
and placed in an open-topped sarcophagus for the world to view!
To this day, he may be viewed in the lobby of the Eastland County
Courthouse in Eastland, Texas.
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