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At some point during a childhood that seems
so perfectly preserved in time, I can recall that we, my two buddies
and I, along with my older brother, decided to dig a tunnel.
We lived on the outskirts of Pensacola, Florida.
There, we weren't living in the country, but neighbors weren't as
close as they would have been in the city.There were many places
that didn't have buildings of any kind on them and they were overgrown
with trees and slight underbrush.
These woods were our playground. It was there that we learned that
a rabbit can outrun four boys, ages seven years to twelve years,
any day of the week. It was also in these woods that one day, alone,
I spotted my first actual hummingbird. It was hovering over a blossom
of some sort while I stood silently motionless and enjoyed this
brief show nature was providing. Through the summer months, there
were wild grapes, a type of Muscatine grape, locally called Scuffonines
and there were blackberries, all of this in abundance!
In the woods, there were even a couple of peach trees and several
persimmon trees. So ghastly were the effects of a green persimmon
when tasted that afterward most would never try to eat even a ripe
one. They were delicious - but, only when ripe.
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Every afternoon, on television, there was a show called "Western
Roundup" on which old B-rate western movies were presented.
It was after viewing that day's presentation of "Western
Roundup" that the idea came.
In the movie, the hero in grainy black and white, had just
rescued some poor victims (commonly referred to as "town
folk") from the outlaws, who were holding them in a cave.
Ah - a cave! "Hey, does Florida have any caves? I'd sure
like to see one."
As it turned out, other than rumors of tunnels that connected
various forts in the Pensacola area, Pensacola didn't have
any. "Well, a cave is just a hole in the ground, right?
Let's build our own darned cave!"
Being the youngest one in the group, I was accustomed to
nobody listening to my ideas. But, this was different, everybody
was listening, even Lonnie, Ronnie's older brother and the
most mechanically inclined one of the bunch. He even replaced
the sprocket on his bicycle once - all by himself! Suddenly
a meeting was called for the brains of the outfit, the two
older ones, my brother Art and of course, Lonnie. Ronnie and
I had to keep out while any high-level discussions were going
on.
Of course, we understood. We were mere underlings, common
laborers and they were the brilliance of the administrative
staff!
A decision was reached and Lonnie was the one to present
the good news, "Come first light tomorrow, we're gonna'
start to digging us a cave." That evening, after our
dads came home from work, we started lobbying for use of the
family shovel. "Boy, if you take any of my tools out
of the tool shed, I'll have you living in that crippled children's
home down on Palafox Street!" I'll admit that a six-year
old boy doesn't always interpret things well, but I think
he had just said, "No".
Ronnie and Lonnie were having a similar conversation with
their dad "Son, if you touch any of my tools, I'll kick
you so far back up the family tree that you'll be wearing
bear skin and crappin' in the woods!" They took that
to mean "No", also.
The spot was picked; it would be in the vacant field next
to our house, far enough away from the house that it would
not attract much attention from either of our parents. Of
course, Lonnie and Art were there for the kick off. They told
us to "Start digging, we got stuff we gotta' take care
of. We'll check back on ya' from time to time!"
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Bob Steele
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Lash LaRue
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Gene Autrey
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Roy Rogers and Gabby Hayes
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We dug with our bare hands for awhile, then stopped. We followed
the path through the woods that came out at the backside of Valkner's
Woodworking Company. There was Valkner's trash pile, the only source
a seven-year old would ever need for those important childhood projects.
There we found two empty varnish cans which served as shovels.
Digging a hole straight down was no real problem in this soft,
loose soil, but every time we tried to dig a hole horizontally,
parallel to the ground above, the soft ground would just cave in.
It really sounded like a problem for Lonnie to figure out. It was
only day one of the proposed five-day job of digging what was to
become the tunnel, instead of the cave.
Lonnie's engineering prowess provided us with a solution. The next
day, he ordered us to dig a ditch! "Well, pardon the heck outa
me, brilliant one, but a ditch ain't exactly a tunnel, now is it?"
He and Art had been around to Valkner's trash pile, pulling out
scrap wood. The revised plan was that we would dig the ditch, lay
boards across the top, then place the dirt on top of the boards!
In time, nature would take its course and grass would grow on top
of the boards.
By day four, I was convinced that this darned tunnel was gonna
reach half way to Tallahassee! "How long does Lonnie plan for
us to dig anyway?" We had already covered much of the excavation
with the wood and it was beginning to look very much like a tunnel.
I was digging in the third "room" of the tunnel and was
beginning to tire of it a bit, when Ronnie tried to spring the next
big news on me.
"Hey, look, look at it - over there!" I glanced from
my working spot in the "ditch" to see nothing. "Ronnie,
I'll knock sparks from your ass if you pull that again!"
"No joke. Look", this time he was pointing to the sky;
then I saw it. Slowly coming down from the sky was an object, shaped
like an exclamation point! It was either silver or white in color.
Now, I'd been to two county fairs and ridden the bus all over Pensacola
and by North E Street standards, was a well-traveled kid, but "I
ain't never seen nothin' like that!" It was huge and slowly
descending onto the dirt road that ran past the side of Ronnies
house.
A sort of curiosity-driven madness ensued. Both Ronnie and I ran at
full speed through the front yard gate, directly across E Street and
never once considered looking for traffic! On the other side, we paused
a moment, hoping Lonnie and Art would show up. They would probably
know what this thing was. At that time, in his best southern accent,
Ronnie asked "Do you think maybe it's a bum of some kind? You
know they's Commonist and stuff that would do that!"
"Wow! A Communist bomb, right here on E Street!" It was
all the more reason to wait for Art and Lonnie to show up. Let them
get blown up, at least they'll die smarter than us! I don't mind
admitting, I was a bit scared. Then Lonnie and Art showed up.
As they quickly walked across the back side of the yard toward
the dirt road, I ran across the yard diagonally to meet them. Lonnie
made a quick assessment of the situation, "It looks like a
balloon. Sure wish we had some helium."
The thing I will always remember about this incident is that of the
few houses in the area, nobody came to the scene to look at the thing.
There were a couple of people on their front porches and the rest
were peeking out windows. But, before we had reached it, the U.S.
Navy arrived. Now, in addition to parents infringing on our fun, the
navy was getting in on the act.
Being the littlest of the group, I was elected to lobby for possession
of the balloon. So, I gave it my best shot.
"Sir, does the navy really need that? It looks kinda broke
to me. If they don't, we could sure use it!"
He was obviously the man in charge, older than the rest from appearances.
He turned around with a grin, obviously trying to subdue a laugh
and said, "Now what would you kids ever do with an old weather
balloon?" Well, he had me there! The man knew how to negotiate!
"Well, I mean if they ever decide to get rid of it, can they
let us have it? We would take good care of it and yall could
come see it just anytime."
Then out of the corner of my eye, I saw my mom and Mrs. Macon,
Ronnie and Lonnie's mom, walking up the dirt road. That meant trouble!
DOOM! Negotiations ended! They had seen Ronnie and me as we ran
across E Street, totally oblivious to the traffic. After being forced
home, we nervously awaited our judgment. It hit us like a ton of
bricks! They ordered us to tear up the tunnel, saying we had done
nothing but argue with each other since we decided to dig that thing.
The sun was setting, the evening air cooled and to the south, there
was a soft, gentle flicker of distant lightning. All I could think
of was how hard we had worked to get the tunnel dug - and it still
wasn't complete. It had to be disassembled.
I didn't eat much that evening and went to bed early. As rain began
to fall on the roof of the old house, I was eventually lulled into
sleep.
The next morning, early, I was awakened to lightning with ground-shaking
thunder and heavy rainfall. I kept looking out the windows to try
to see the tunnel, but the rain was too heavy. At some point, mid-morning,
the rain let up to the point that I could go out. Bracing against
a brisk wind, I approached the tunnel. It was filled with water
and many of the boards had floated away. The sides of it were no
longer well defined. Nature had destroyed it.
Shortly after my seventh birthday, for the first time in my young
life, I began to feel contempt for nature. But, in time I came to
realize that nature had spared us, Ronnie, Lonnie, Art and me, the
agony of having to destroy the tunnel ourselves. And in time, activity
would return to the woods. Again we ate wild grapes, black berries,
ripened persimmons and peaches that nature provided. We pursued
birds just to get a better look at them and we continued to chase
rabbits that would never be caught.
And through all my life, I would remember that moment, in which,
one of nature's most beautiful little creatures, a hummingbird,
seemed to put on a show - all for one inquisitive little kid, alone
in the woods that day. The world was beginning to take shape.
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